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The cleverest thing Apple did this (and the last) century was to add that “I” to their product names: iMac, iphone, ipad and so on. And now a new thing has come along from that I-lab: Isex.
As you can see here, it is actually an extension of the Iphone design package. It is sleek, it is mobile and it is discreet. What the photo cannot show is how responsive it is to tactile handling. Designed to give joy and pleasure to all of you guys who like to play with the newest gadgets, this Jack-in-Your-Ibox will basically go in any direction you might want to take him.
And he is quite easy to satisfy, he can be serviced in all kinds of positions and though he prefers room temperature, he is also still functional should things get heated up. He will also be eager to please in case the thermometer drops.
Isex – we do anything to keep the customer satisfied.
Here’s another pair of guys who get some fun going on Chatroulette. They even manage to get some jokes about the male nudity in action. Let’s just call them Tom and Harry for the next few lines. In their clip(s), Tom and Harry sing for the nice girl in the red top, they put on weird teeth for the guy that also has some prominent dentals himself, they do the pumpkin vs. rabbit popularity quiz, and other jokes. But one of their best ideas is to dress up as Doctor Harry and Doctor Tom taking down diagnoses of the people that come to visit. They diagnose one guy who put his dick up for inspection with dick cancer. Another one gets complimented on his great balls. For the next one the news is a bit crushing: he’s got it a bit on the small side. See that clip and get redirected to other productions of Mediocre Films on Youtube. Have a laugh with Tom, Harry and dick(s).
When you go to www.chatroulette.com you want to talk to people. But what if all you get is a photo or piece of paper? Here are some thoughts on this. Who does not dream of the handsome mysterious stranger or the beautiful funny girl that somehow never seems to be part of your social circle or among the strangers you meet when you do your weekly shopping. Truth be told, most of us would settle for a stranger or a girl, if he or she were halfway nice. That is what drives people to go the Chatroulette. Even more so now that you can choose to be matched up with people from your area. Because a beautiful girl from Manila or a stranger from Sydney isn’t much use if you’re living in Marseille. So getting matched up with a picture or a piece of paper is NOT what you were looking for. Some advice: you should focus not on “stranger” or “girl” but on “mysterious” or “funny”. Some of these pictures are actually funny or give you something to think about. And that is a good way to pass the time until that stranger or that girl drifts into your chat.
We have tried to pick out a few videos you might like to look up from the last month. Bizarre: The one with over 66000 hits is a box-head (see here). What makes it even more bizarre is that box-head is speaking German. How do you manage to get such a fan base with that kind of weirdness? Crazy guys: continuing our journey around Europe’s non-English speakers, see the Fancazzisti (5000 hits in just two weeks). Five guys with big glasses here. It involves decaying bananas, and, well, you get to see something they chewed up. Only for those of you with a strong stomach. Racist test: Discosean21 is a black guy, putting his chat partners through all kinds of tests, and a lot of sketches. For his top clip this month with over 13000 see here. More on him soon. Documentary: In the Clip Chatroulette Experience 12 the guy may not be too original or subtle, but the clip gets across the experience quite well. Trend: Songs are not only being performed on Chatroulette but are written on Chatroulette. Check out the song on Chatroulette by band re-vert here. We’ll get back on this Trend soon, too. Enjoy!
A clip called Eye Vagina has gathered a large following on Youtube since it was put online last February: what looks like a close-up of a vagina turns out to be a closed eye. And people thrown together with it on Chatroulette just loved it! The caption below reads “Ever noticed how some parts of your body can look like other parts of other people’s bodies?” The clip lets people see a vagina in their chatroom window morph into an eye or the other way round. And while a few people are grossed out, the large majority of people just loves this clip – and we are talking more than 2 million hits on the clip here. The most interesting fact is that all kinds of people like it: young/old, boys/girls/men/women. It makes no difference. And also that they like it no matter which image they start with: whether the eye turns into a vagina, or the vagina turns into an eye. The man behind this clip, John Leach, added a soundtrack to the Youtube clip singing about special features of his body and how he will take care of them – especially his new-found vagina. Good luck to all of you finding your hidden female side!
Have you ever wondered what you would look like with a new face? Well, there are a couple of clips on Youtube that give some answers. The Clip Ugly People, for example, first sets you up with yourself as a chat partner. Psychoanalysts should really get on to the question what it means to the psyche if you are actually see yourself chatting with yourself. Anyway, the trick does not stop there: you are assigned a new look as well. And mostly it is not one that your local beautician would approve of: big hair, bigger teeth, no hair, huge noses – you name it. And the strangest thing of it all, is that most of the people in the clip actually like their ugly faces, if you count laughter as a positive emotion. So does this mean that thought we all talk about how we want to have smaller noses, longer hair, bluer eyes, in the end we enjoy being a freak show?
It was one Happy New Year for the regular guy with the glasses: what looked like one hot chick doing a sexy dance for him on Chatroulette, turned out to be a whole party. There he is, not a teen anymore, frameless serious glasses and looking slightly bored. Let’s call him Ken. Well, Ken starts to perk up as the girl in his chat window starts moving her hips. His love count is already at two as suddenly the door of her room opens and a friend comes in. Also cute and asking him to call her sometime. When those two are fighting on the bed, a third one comes in and starts chatting to Ken. By this time, his love count is already clicking up steadily. And as girl after girl starts pouring into that room, Ken just gets ever dreamier behind those glasses. In the end, there is a wild party going on and Ken gets to watch. For more of the same kind of coolness, the clip directs you to www.clickmore.com which gets you to the Lynx website. Well, yes, commercials. But then again, it’s a great clip.
Finally you hit the jackpot! After all those dudes or masked people or just signs, Chatroulette matched you up with a girl. Even better: it looks like she is going to do a sexy number for you. The clip on Youtube starts out really good. She is there with the camera zoomed on her breasts and this , my friends, is looking go-o-o-d. The guys are all getting really excited as sexy music starts. Obviously they are exchanging chat messages along the lines: “Do you like what’s under my bunny t-shirt?” “Ah, well, yes. Can we see a bit more?” “You are sooo bad.” “Oh, please, just a flash!” “I’ll show you one better!” With that she starts rolling up her t-shirt. Eyebrows of guy go up in sync. She really has their attention now. Up, up, up goes the bunny shirt … and down come the rolled up socks – pop and pop. And guys eyes go pop in sync too. Her wagging finger says: “See, I said I’d show you one better!” Yes, that was even better fun. At least, until the next playbunny comes along…
According to statistics, teen girls appear on Chatroulette mostly in groups. We argue this is gives this website charged with lewdness and sexploitation by exhibitionists a nicely Victorian twist. In the good old days of Queen Victoria’s empire, young girls are only allowed in company when accompanied by a chaperone. A chaperon in the 19th century mostly was an elderly lady of little means who earned her living by protecting her charges from the vicissitudes of a ruined reputation. In today’s speak, you’d say she kept her sister’s rep squeaky clean. Now this of course is where the analogy ends. Because girls going online together with other girls are there because they are looking for an adventure together. Seeing pictures of (body parts) of naked guys with your girlfriend is gross fun. Alone it is just gross. So when chatrouletting, the teen girlfriend next to you is actually the fun chaperone Victorian chicks never had.
It is a mark of distinction to make it onto the The Daily Show of Jon Stewart. And on March 4th 2010, Chatroulette made it there. While Stewart’s take on it is hilarious, it reveals more about him than it does about Chatroulette.
So, he talks about this new site that is under fire for its explicit content and has every US news station doing research on it. And he means ON it. He gives it a try in the Show and out comes something between the Governor’s press ball and XXL Males. (Wishful thinking the women watching say: if only they were that large!) Of course, most female colleagues “next” Stewart, because they can’t be bothered. Shot of: Jon Stewart flipping.
For him, Chatroulette does not equal a relaxed chat with strangers. But Stewart does not seem to be the guy looking for that. So, Chatroulette may have made it onto his show, but it is made for guys of his temperament remains uncertain.
For those of you having problems with the version of Flashplayer required by the Daily Show’s official website, see it on Youtube here.
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